“Jellyfish are beautiful too, but you don’t add them to your swimming pool.”
Category Archives: Newsletters
June 2025
Ants in my coffee I, like most unsophisticated swine, love instant coffee. It is cheap, fast, and when done right, has its own unique flavor. Some lovingly compare the flavor to that of various manures, but I find the flavor closer to heavenly raindrops. With great delight, I discovered instant coffee was readily available inContinue reading “June 2025”
February 2025
Driving on the Moon It is now common knowledge that the moon is in fact not made of cheese. But if I were ever chosen to participate on one of the future NASA missions to the moon, I would take along a charcuterie board just in case. Lately, I have been hardcore nerding out onContinue reading “February 2025”
April 2024
above: my copilot needed a nap 🙂 Montezuma’s revenge I once ate ice cream from a sketchy street vendor in Mexico. Though this treat was delicious, it was not my best idea. The rest of that evening and throughout the entire night, Montezuma was avenged. I survived with the help of friends, docs, and Pepto-Bismol,Continue reading “April 2024”
FEBRUARY
I originally called our newsletter “Preparing for Impact”. I thought it was a stroke of pure genius, as we are preparing for Kingdom impact. But my dear helpmeet correctly foresaw that folks may be nervous to fly with a pilot with a dark sense of humor. Through the course of naming the newsletter, something IContinue reading “FEBRUARY”
MAY 2023
Looking down on people is now my favorite past time:)
July 2022
above: the “ham-mock” The Hammock Let me tell you of a controversial word that could divide your family loyalty in two. This word may drive brother against brother, and may even make fathers disown their very children. The word is hammock. No, you didn’t read that wrong. Stop and say the word “hammock” out loud.Continue reading “July 2022”
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