Smooth Brain

 I have been called many things over my short time on this earth; “handsome”, “intelligent”, “professional”, “your highness” and the much more common, “dummy”.  By far and wide the largest commentator of the adjective “dummy” is my internal monologue. Have you like me ever looked high and low for your sunglasses only to realize thatContinue reading “Smooth Brain”

Driving fancy flying lawnmowers in puffy floating ponds is Christianity in a nutshell.

Due to the overwhelming outcry by whiny pilots, Cessna aircraft company designed windshields for their new model “172” in 1954 so pilots could see what was in front of them. They designed an amazing piece of crystal-clear acrylic that protects the pilots from high-flying bird droppings and prevents damaging their all-important hairdo. I have enjoyedContinue reading “Driving fancy flying lawnmowers in puffy floating ponds is Christianity in a nutshell.”

The overwhelming blessing of G.P.S.

Look admit it… you would be hopelessly lost without GPS. You might be of a certain generation and think “How dare this youngin’ write ‘I’m hopelessly lost without GPS’?” You might have warm and nostalgic memories of being completely lost and opening that trusted and stained 8-year-out-of-date atlas, only to discover you still don’t haveContinue reading “The overwhelming blessing of G.P.S.”

November 2022

above: my first day at Missionary Air Group. I love random facts that most definitely will never improve my life. When I share some fact with Maria she will often answer with a half-hearted “interesting” and then yawn. I will communicate to Maria interesting stories of spacecraft orbital mechanics and the crazy way Bernoulli’s principleContinue reading “November 2022”